spargament

Well....it's only 'kind of' losing when you hit 7 out of 8 fights in a parlay ;) ...And I hope you know that you're gonna really start pissing me off if you keep getting to these entirely logical, fairly basic points before I do goddamnit :lmao:..you're making me have to work SLIGHTLY harder, and hell..with that work, I could have made $250,000 capping the next Strikeforce event!:icon_roll God I was definitely about to subconsciously hijack this topic and start asking you questions about your thoughts on ROI and your opinion re: the degree to which different factors can cause it to change especially sport to sport. But as much fun as it is to poke fun, I'd rather not take over the topic as well...

Discussion: [URL="http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma-amp-ufc-betting/1191330-my-ufc-133-bets.html"]A Response To MY UFC 133 bets[/URL]

1) Will take up to 100 points TOTAL in action
2)Non-PROs will transfer 2 points a day until balance is paid off
3)As a non-PRO, I will pay out as fast as I can as per aforementioned SBR rules
4)Employees and affiliates of the WWE, don't bet on this sh!t, get a life

With no further ado [only certain matches offered]:
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[B]"I Quit" Match for the WWE Championship:[/B]
[SIZE=4][URL="http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/profiles/23/john-cena/"]John Cena[/URL] (c) (-450)
vs.
[URL="http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/profiles/182/the-miz/"]The Miz[FONT=Arial](+325)[/FONT][/URL][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][B]WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match:[/B]
[URL="http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/profiles/59/randy-orton/"]Randy Orton[/URL][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] (c) (-300)
vs.
Christian (+220)[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][B]WWE Intercontinental Championship Match:[/B]
Wade Barrett (c) (-105)
vs.
Ezekiel Jackson (-115[URL="http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/profiles/54/rey-mysterio/"])[/URL][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][URL="http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/profiles/54/rey-mysterio/"]Rey Mysterio[/URL] (-170)
vs.
R-Truth (+130)[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=6]I WILL CONFIRM ALL BETS, BETS ARE DUE BY Feb...[/only certain matches offered][/SIZE]

I'm going on Vaca tomorrow. The goal is to limit my access to my laptop while gone.

No; retarded would be playing craps or baccarat in general as a statistical wiz. Enjoy that edge you're losing...

I used the term rigged deck frankly out of frustration to a lack of responsiveness. But, as I said in a pm a minute ago, a .12% edge (on basic strategy) at Caesars in single deck exists for a reason, and if you've ever gone you would know not only that, but that in their 4 deck game the house regains the advantage, which grows in a 6 deck game. As I also stated in said PM, and what I think the...

somebody never played the only tables in the world with a players edge *cough* caesar's single deck.

but bring on the haterade :cheeleade

theres a difference between running through a deck and shuffling every hand...

but ya complete unibomber type? Honestly, super classy :grrr:

Especially considering personal tragedies ive gone through, that might have been one of the biggest asshole comments I've seen here (not that you'd take the time before throwing out offensive phrases to see if they apply to me personally), a friend of mine took his own life earlier this year; and without getting into the specific morbid details, used...

wait, you wanna actually go the route that your 6:5 game is shuffled EVERY SINGLE HAND, back into the deck every time??

Wow. Maybe it happened to me on christmas because the house advantage would be like 12.25% (obviously didn't calculate it for real)..But that's absolute garbage...

That might be a detail you wanna include in the rules as it isn't customary, and Rod M in live help chat yesterday didn't seem to have any idea about the idea that the 'software' is for a game other than the one being advertised (sorry but 3 3 of hearts in five hands of...

The claim is being made/somebody balls up and admits that the deck penetration is nearly zero

It took until the 6th three for a club to appear. I wish I noticed suits the same way i notice numbers considering there were 3 3 of hearts...the 2nd 4th and 5th three..

You can obviously do whatever you want, and I tried (in the sense of holiday spirit) to throw some money into the SBR Casino. I'm semi-seasoned at single deck blackjack. I'm definitely not delusional nor an idiot. I play smart, and a part of that is remembering which cards have been played (its why you accept reduced 6:5 amongst other things in single deck).

Flash forward to a deck one might describe as perhaps more favorable, and I make a wager much larger than my past wagers. To my utter surprise, I was dealt an 8 and a 3. The Dealer was showing a Q.

NOW I KNOW NOW YOU HAVE TO BE THINKING WOW! GREAT DUMBASS JUST DOUBLE DOWN AND ENJOY YOUR (PROBABLE) VICTORY!

SORRY GUYS! I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE FACT THAT THE THREE IN MY HAND WAS THE 5th one in single deck blackjack.

I go to the 'Live Help' not expecting much on a holiday. and no surprise, I had to leave a message. I informed them of this bullshit extra 5, and figured that would be the end of the situation.

WELL MY HAND FOR 25 POINTS WAS STILL ACTIVE, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let someone else's mistake (intentional or not) cost me an imaginary penny, or points, so I DOUBLED DOWN ON MY 11..

DOES ANYONE WANNA TRY AND GUESS WHAT CARD I WAS DEALT NEXT?!! THAT'S RIGHT THE 6th 3 in the 'SINGLE deck' of blackjack being played at the SBR casino. OF COURSE I SENT ANOTHER MESSAGE TO HELP, and AM WAITING FOR A RESPONSE WHETHER IT BE TODAY, TOMORROW OR WHENEVER AS TO WHY SBR IS CONNING SINGLE DECK PLAYERS WITH RIGGED DECKS?

MERRY XMAS, hope nobody else lost on some BULLSHIT